1. 香菇? Mushrooms?

某位深俱幽默感人士送我一盒種香菇工具組當成我的生日禮物. 所以實際上他是送我香菇當生日禮物. 好樣的!

禮物是從克里夫蘭送來的. 我打開禮物的時後室友在旁邊:
室友一號:(看著說明書, 上面有一張香菇圖片)可以吃嗎?
我:大概吧.
室友二號:從哪送來的?
鄰居一號:克里夫蘭.
室友二號:妳在克里夫蘭有仰慕者?
我:是是是.... (仰慕者會送紅玫瑰, 不會送"香菇"好嗎?)
鄰居一號:你知道嗎, 前幾天我家浴缸長香菇.
室友一號, 室友二號及我:啊???
鄰居一號:真的啦. 但是沒有很久, 隔天就縮水扁掉了.

附記: 上周我們這裡連下十一天雨, 地下室變水坑, 隔壁家的地下室還可以看到紙箱漂浮. 本來這裡天氣是很乾的, 不太可能在浴缸看到香菇, 一定是下雨的關係.

Someone with great sense of humor sent me a mushroom growing kit as my birthday gift. So technically he sent me mushrooms for my birthday. Way to go Mr. Sense of Humor!

The gift was delivered to my house from Cleverland. When I opened it, my roommies were around:
rommie1:(looking at the manual, there's a pic of the mushrooms) edible?
me:I guess.
rommie2:delivered from where?
neighbor1:Cleverland.
roommie2:oh you have a secret admirer living in Cleverland?
me: yeah right..... (com'on, secret admirer will send me red roses, not MUSHROOMS)
neighbor1:You know few days ago there are mushrooms near my bathtub.
rommie1, rommie2 & me:What??
neighbor1:It's true. But they didn't stay long. The next day they shrank and became flat.

note: Last week it rains 11 days. My basement looks like a sump. There are boxes drifting around in my neighbor's basement. The climate here is supposed to be dry and it's not possible to see mushrooms in the bathtub. It must be the rain.